Why, Father?

'tis' the night and fright of spooky town we may be experiencing technical difficulties in my underpants tonight.

i shitted my underpants real hard and fukkk i think maybe some jizzy sperm got in there too aahhh fuck i soiled it all i soiled it all Ohhh fuck why did I commit to this atrociticious sin? Why, Father?

Why, Father?