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[Cowabunga Down Under]

f ofive iff oru thre two tone

[Generic Fishing Game]

this made my papaya so hot

[FratBoy Blind Date Horror]

YESS DUDEEE i always play this game to jack off to the fat girl ohh yeah she has so big tiddy booby ohhh BIG MAMA BOOB OHHHYEAHHBABY SMACK MY ASSSSSS WOOOHOOOOO I AM PLAYING THIS GAME NAKED !!!!!!!!

OH AND THE PIM;PLE GIRL WHOOWOWWWWWO I WANT HER TO SQUIRT HER PIMPLE JUICE INTO MY WIENER HOLE

[Pico's School]

hell yeahbaby ! clasisc gaming from 1956, where the gamers were born.
in my city we actually had the first tom fulp baby born, he was a little grumpy at first but oh we got him ! did a horsie roundup of the other fulpies and we just made em make the games ! its how the first picos school 2.0 was born (actually 0.2 but like we told him it was 2.0 so he would be happy. you like to see them happy) tom fulpies used to be an endangered species but no we care for them like its a big party! in texas we catch em fresh and lick up all the marmalade left in their nest (let nothing go to waste as momma used to say!)

yeehaw, keep em comin Mr. Fulp dad of all little fulpies, yeehaw!

[Swords and Sandals 2]

good old sandal

[Seven Deadly Sins]

i am am am play the game!
MAN WHAT THE FUCK I CANT MOVE THE FUCKING CAMERA FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[FPS in Real Life 2]

this felt so realistic i dont know how you made the graphics that good back in 2006 wow that is actually really impressive dude damn i am actually talking right now to Dr. Himalaya who is a famous game designer company publisher he might have a deal or two cooking so we can get you tomake it big in Las Vegas if you know what i MEAN THats knda were all the big namez are yop .

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

this makes me feel like big balls in my mouth but actually the balls were never there, i would say this game does a good job at making me feel like i just put big balls in my mouth (from an elephant. an elephants big balls. in my mouth.)

[Four Second Fury]

woa hdaudheuhgh m y assholeexploded i sucked a big winky off while i was playing and go 5 dollar 5 dolar in mypocket rocket right now.
(tom fulp pay me 2 write dis review)