schnitzl's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Swords and Sandals 2]

good old sandal

[Seven Deadly Sins]

i am am am play the game!
MAN WHAT THE FUCK I CANT MOVE THE FUCKING CAMERA FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[FPS in Real Life 2]

this felt so realistic i dont know how you made the graphics that good back in 2006 wow that is actually really impressive dude damn i am actually talking right now to Dr. Himalaya who is a famous game designer company publisher he might have a deal or two cooking so we can get you tomake it big in Las Vegas if you know what i MEAN THats knda were all the big namez are yop .

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

this makes me feel like big balls in my mouth but actually the balls were never there, i would say this game does a good job at making me feel like i just put big balls in my mouth (from an elephant. an elephants big balls. in my mouth.)

[Four Second Fury]

woa hdaudheuhgh m y assholeexploded i sucked a big winky off while i was playing and go 5 dollar 5 dolar in mypocket rocket right now.
(tom fulp pay me 2 write dis review)

[Gavin the pro golf goblin]

woa that was fucking intense my ffrikkin genovo laptop 2000 could barely heee handle the RAM power from the game is intense dud

[Hurt The Taxman]

i hurt him. his childrne will cry !!! :)

[Newgrounds Museum 2]

mayun what duh fuck ! dood i remember you makin better games what is this shit im glad i never found this back in the days i would've spanked your ass

[Virtual Nipple Twist]

AHH YES YES YES !!!!!! TWIST THAT NIPPOL